broadway tickets should be free if you can sing all the songs from the show and also answer any question about it with ease
I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes.
Thank you for being alive today. Thank you for continuing to try. Thank you for breathing the same air I do, and I hope you have wonderful dreams when you sleep because you deserve them.
Let’s try to hit 25k by Christmas, because shit the holidays are so stressful for everyone ever.
one time I made a text post that got like 1000 notes so I decided to make it my Facebook status and some girl commented and said “that was funnier on tumblr” so I said “who do you think posted it” and that’s how I found out some girl from my school was following my blog for a couple months
being in a school building after hours is a very surreal and creepy thing like if you listen closely you can hear the ghosts of the dreams of children and teachers asking you why you didn’t go to the bathroom during the break
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.